A pile of freshly raked leaves during the fall, are the mass graves of children for those poor parent-trees; in mourning.
The original purpose for the creation of cereal was to cure masturbation.
Vaping is the new whine-coolers, for smokers. You’re still a smoker and you’ll still get lung cancer; all because you wanted to inhale kellogg–flavored smoke there, buddy.
Gambler’s anonymous is just for gamblers on a cold streak.