Telling people to vote, while ignorant of both the electoral college and what the legal aspect of doing is the reason why the practice is comedic, outdated, and is parallel to writing a wish to Santa Claus. Side bar: I’m still waiting for my 96′ deluxe Power Ranger Dragonzord with Flute-dagger and interchangeable green rangerContinue reading “Making my list and signing over my rights.”
Tag Archives: comedynotes
Wanted notice
How come people that drive the garbage trucks are never present for job fairs? Don’t these people know they’re essential workers–pull up Fam. We have time before the robots come.
Give me your tired, your poor…and your tacos.
When I hear politicians complain about immigration; I always wonder…what do they eat for ‘Taco Tuesday’.
My pistol is my rape whistle…don’t touch me.
You can’t cry over spilled milk, but apparently, you can cry over being shot by an AR-15 while chasing a 17 year old virgin–carrying a glock. Make senses, liberal media. Justice for Jacob Blake and Kyle Rittenhouse
WAP (women and pole-dreams)
Mothers who breastfeed in public, are the ugly girls that failed their stripper interview.
As above…but no comment on below.
If the LGBTQXY was to make their cult a little more sophisticated , and rely less on junk science coupled with their hatred of the First Amendment; under the umbrella of marxist ideology. I, for one, would agree, we wouldn’t mind sharing a cafe latte with the gender-fluid yoga instructor that identifies as chipmunk.
Jesus of Never-Never land
Jesus isn’t real, he’s a metaphor for consciousness, personal development, spiritual enlightenment—whatever floats your boat. Okay, that pasty-skinned lumber department associate at Home Depot is not the messiah–He’s your imaginary friend. Deal with it!
No Jab, No…I’m black and you owe us from the ‘Tuskegee Experiment’.
I’m not pro or anti-vaccine. (well, I’m a little anti-vaccine because of the lack of testing) But an experimental vaccine is always the pre-equal to a zombie movie–never fails.
Crossed Wires
If you’re black in America and you are killed by anyone; hope and pray it’s by a white man. because, nobody investigates black on black crime
Wanted in writing
And just like that, activists have become the new Yelp reviewers of public interest.
John’s soapbox 